all gastly can go fuck themselves and here’s why. when I was little I was so proud of how much I thought I knew about pokemon. I had all those dumb little handbooks and cheap electronic pokedexes and everything. so whenever the “who’s that pokemon” thing came up, I always tried to beat my friends and shout out the answer first. that is, until this bullshit came up. after the most stressful commercial break of my life, my perfect streak of knowing pokemon silhouettes was forever tainted, and it’s all because of this terrible multi-dimensional piece of shit. you look like cum and I hate you
Luke and I were looking at Hieronymus Bosch’s painting The Garden of Earthly Delights and discovered, much to our amusement, music written upon the posterior of one of the many tortured denizens of the rightmost panel of the painting which is intended to represent Hell. I decided to transcribe it into modern notation, assuming the second line of the staff is C, as is common for chants of this era.
so yes this is LITERALLY the 600-years-old butt song from hell
EDIT: I still can’t believe this took off like it did this is crazy??? Just wanted to let people know that there are indeed errors in the transcription and this is indeed not a very good recording (I threw this together in like 30 minutes at 1 in the morning,) but I’m working with the music department at my college to get the transcription more accurate!
Anonymous asked:if you don't answer all of the asks you got last night, or at least just all of the anon asks, then we aren't friends anymore and I will cry because it will be so sad... by last night I mean last night for you since it's still last night for me. Also I might not stop being friends with you because I just can't do that to myself, you're too cool to not be friends with ya goober.